A man sits on a park bench. He suddenly sits up and declares: "Hey, I'm a snake!" He begins hissing and sliding along the ground like a snake. Still hissing, he slithers up a tree. A real snake slithers by on the ground and the man watches. As the snake leaves, the man demands "What the hell was that?"
A while later, the mayor demands the man get out of the tree. The man refuses. The mayor shoots the man out of the tree with a shotgun. The mayor walks up to the dead man and says "I'm sorry, but there can't be two snakes in a one-snake town." The mayor then slithers away, hissing. A man pops out of a trash can and yells.