Biff and Mario series

The Biff and Mario series is a series of brickfilms created by Dave Lennie and Andy Boyer and starring Dave Lennie. The series follows Biff Feedback and Mario Stradivarius, and their journeys in search of girls, food, or otherwise.

Oh Well (1989)
Main article: Oh Well

Biff and Mario embark on a quest to locate a "fabulous babe" who has been haunting their dreams. On their way, they are arrested for speeding but manage to escape from the police station. They eventually locate the dream woman but she is displeased by them brawling for her affection and rejects them both. Biff and Mario are entirely unfazed and return home.

TE (1990)
Main article: TE

Heart of Darkness (1995)
Main article: Heart of Darkness

Taco Trouble (2003)
Main article: Taco Trouble

Mario is distressed when he cannot locate Biff and Savannah. He is informed that they are in the city of El Morrow and are in trouble, so he drives towards this city after buying some tacos. Upon arrival, Mario's car is disassembled and stolen by a crowd. The now-stranded Mario is approached by a stranger, Queen Jane Approximately, who offers to bring him to her house for food and later agrees to accompany him on his journey. Meanwhile, Biff and Savannah are stuck living on the streets of El Morrow. Biff notices and speaks with the fabulous babe from Oh Well who is now working as a prostitute, but leaves due to her smell.

Later, Mario and Jane find the fabulous babe, who tells them that Biff and Savannah were kidnapped. The car of the kidnappers drives by and Mario and Jane give chase. The kidnapper, Doktor X, takes his prisoners to his castle and straps them into a pleasure/pain device to demonstrate his evilness. Mario and Jane sneak through the castle and enter the dungeon to stop Doktor X. Biff, Mario, Savannah and Jane battle Doktor X's guards before escaping the castle, as Doktor X flies away in a ship. Outside, Mario ponders on what they have learned but the recurrence of this question annoys Biff and the duo squabble.

Bork (2004)
Main article: Bork

Biff and Mario dine at a nice restaurant, but Biff, having neglected to take his medication, launches into an obscene tirade against Mario. Mario asks the waiter if he has been served beef or pork, and the waiter reminds him that he ordered "bork"; combination beef and pork. Biff continues his verbal assault as Mario enjoys his bork.

Breaking News (2004)
Main article: Breaking News

A news report tells of the return of Jesus Christ, who is preaching on a street corner. When an interviewer asks him to prove his identity, Jesus calls Biff out of a crowd to witness him producing objects from thin air. Biff is amazed and calls over Mario, but Mario is not impressed and only wishes to continue to the Taco Bell across the street.

Other Films Featuring Biff and Mario
While several other brickfilms have featured Biff and Mario, they are not considered a part of the Biff and Mario series, either because they are cameos, such as America's Funniest Home Videos, or Biff and Mario are pulled out of their normal environment, such as the LEGO Slate films.

The Original Movie (1985)
This early animation by Dave Lennie features the first appearance of Biff and Mario, although they are not identified by name and Biff wears a different hat. It is previous that this is the first biff and Mario brickfilm

America's Funniest Home Videos (1990)
Main article: America's Funniest Home Videos

The show America's Funniest Home Videos plays a clip of Mario destroying Biff's new car, which wins them the show's ten billion dollar prize. They are also seen working in the studio of the show.

Medieval Times (1991)
Main article: Medieval Times

In a jousting contest, Mario provides assistance to knight Sir Geoffrey, who is jousting to win the attention of "Lady" Savannah. Biff appears in the audience.

The Humpin' LEGOs (1995)
Mario humps Biff.

LEGO Slate #1 (1996)
Mario and Biff read for LEGO Action News, but Mario misreads "chores" as "whores".

LEGO Slate #2 (1996)
Mario and three reporters finish reporting the news and promptly engage in an orgy with the film crew.

Johnny Cash: Were You There (2001)
Johnny Cash sings about the resurrection of Jesus Christ, which Mario and Biff are shown to be present at.